What do you think?

[RobFunk]

And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the
conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you

 

[kingbill]

That's funny...but the real reason is they all eat traditional diets with out chemicals and preservatives.

 

[donkeybucks]

Japanese suffer from stomach cancer at a way higher rate than Americans. I'ts been contributed to the raw fish they eat. Why this is, I don't know.

 

[Presto]

I agree eat, drink, and all that good stuff.

Anyone see that story a few weeks ago about that nut-ball couple that measures their caloric intake down to the last calorie on a daily basis? They plan their meals, and track everything on the computer every day. Dude eats exactly 1900 calories a day so as to live a longer life. That's even worse than those nutty vegans. Wife makes the dude sit down to pee.

I'll take a heart attack over slowly rotting away in a bed any day of the week.

:toast: :smoker2: ushups:

 

[Journeyman]

That's funny...but the real reason is they all eat traditional diets with out chemicals and preservatives.

so you're saying the US is the only country with chemicals and preservatives?

 

[RobFunk]

Japanese suffer from stomach cancer at a way higher rate than Americans. I'ts been contributed to the raw fish they eat. Why this is, I don't know.

They eat some crazy stuff. Sushi foods that if they are not prepared the right way, they will die.

And China has an affection for shark fin soup. Which is making virtually every shark species endangered. This is due to the fact sharks do not typically mate until thery are 9 years old. They can not regenerate as quickly as say, sardines or something.

 

[Presto]

The black bear has taken a serious beating in the NW. Why? The asians are paying big$$$$$ for black bear gall blader. Southpark needs to do a show on this.